It turns out that my assumption was correct, and Simply Skin Deep really is blacklisted in Google for whatever reason (all of the new posts at JordanIsYourHomeboy have ranked normally). Therefore, I am turning Simply Skin Deep into a news archive. I eventually plan to hire other writers to take over the site, but as of now, it will not be updated. So for your celebrity gossip fill, head over to JordanIsYourHomeboy.com.
I’m doing some heavy promotion for JordanIsYourHomeboyCelebrity Gossip for the next week or so, so all of the news updates will be over there till this time next week. I also moved yesterday’s posts over there, so if you commented on them, head over there and repost!
I’m not sure if that’s camel toe or just a really weird shadow, but it happened before, so I’m gonna go with option A. Maybe next time Jessica should try buying a pair of pants that actually fit her.
Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz have released a statement that they split up.
The couple - who started dating while filming ‘Sahara’ together - have blamed heavy workloads for the shock break-up.
In a statement, they said: “We have decided to take time off as a couple. Due to busy work schedules and so much time apart, we mutually decided four weeks ago that separating was the best thing to do.”
Cruz - who has previously dated ‘Mission: Impossible III’ star Tom Cruise - is currently in Spain filming bull-fighting biopic, ‘Manolete’, while 36-year-old McConaughey is filming sports drama ‘We Are Marshall’ in the US.
However, sources close to the pair have revealed the split might not be permanent.
One said: “They’re very good friends, but they haven’t been able to be together. Who knows what the future holds?
“Penelope said it has been too hard to have a relationship when you see the other person only every six weeks.”
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it might have had something to do with Matthew’s affinity to naked bongo playing, and the fact that it may have taken precedence over spending time with Penelope’s nose. But that’s just a wild guess.
» K-Fed cleans up Posted on June 1st, 2006 by Jordan Johnson
Admittedly, when I first saw these pictures, I thought they were of a car salesman. Turns out they’re actually pictures of Kevin Federline, who let Item Magazine give him a makeover (which included a really, really long shower, I’m sure).
“Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I’m happy, I’m very very happy about it. Everything’s goin’ really, really good and I’ll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I’ll let you see me as I’m growing,” the 38-year-old former reality TV star and Playboy playmate says.
Smith, who is floating on an inflatable raft in a swimming pool as a small white dog barks in the background, did not provide any details.
Madame Tussauds has launched a campaign to save Britney Spears - from husband Kevin Federline and her “relentless fertility”.
The New York branch of the famous waxworks museums wants fans to throw their weight behind the attempted intervention and get the wayward star back on track.
The chain - which recently unveiled a likeness of the ‘Toxic’ singer - declared: “We want to save Britney from herself, from her husband and from her relentless fertility.”
Apparently Nicole Richie felt that her oversized glasses were too played out, and decided to add another weird new piece to her wardrobe. I’m not sure exactly why you would wear a scarf at the beach, but I guarantee that millions of 13 year old girls will be doing it this summer after seeing these pictures. Let’s just hope that running into the bathroom between swims to puke doesn’t have to go along with it.
Paris Hilton boycotted the Cannes premiere of her new movie after a row with the producers.
The socialite was furious after discovering National Lampoons Pledge This! film-makers had added nudity to the movie without checking with her first.
She says, “I’m angry that they edited the final cut without my permission.”
“I took the part on the assurance I wouldn’t do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I’d be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls.”
“I was so angry I snubbed my own premiere.”
First of all, Paris, you need to get the idea out of your head that it’s your movie. It’s the director’s decision what makes it in the final cut. Secondly, nobody will ever take you seriously as an actress, especially when you do a National Lampoon movie. And finally, please keep in mind that you recently bragged about how many sexy scenes there were in the movie. Perhaps they added the nudity to take the focus away from your nasty man body.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are creating a show about health and nutrition for young children, according to media reports.
Ashley and her twin sister Mary-Kate - who underwent rehab for anorexia in 2004 - have met with US TV executives about the new program aimed at four-to-five-year-olds called Sportee Kids.
A source tells American publication Us Weekly, “It will focus on fitness and healthy eating.”
I’m not sure who came up with the bright idea of having the Olsen Twins do a show about nutrition. Probably the same moron who thinks that Paris Hilton should play Mother Theresa.
I thought Britney Spears was planning to tone down her trashy image now that she’s a first time mom with another baby in the oven. Apparently, I was wrong. Perhaps she wanted to remember what it was like to wear six-inch heels one last time before she put them away for a week for good?
Davis was videoed making derogatory comments about the actress during a night out earlier this week with hotel heiress Paris Hilton.
During his tirade against the Mean Girls star, Davis attacked Lohan’s personal hygiene, lifestyle and former boyfriends.
Joe Francis, the creator of Girls Gone Wild, claims he spoke to his friend Davis, who told him that he had called Lohan to apologize, according to website TMZ.com.
Davis, who is heir to a billion dollar oil fortune, also slammed the star for not having as much money as his family during his rant stating, “I think she’s worth about seven million. Which means she’s really poor, it’s disgusting, she lives in a motel.”
Lohan frequently stays in a posh bungalow at the Chateau Marmont hotel on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood.
I’m guessing when they say he “called her to apologize”, it probably means that they slept together and he kind-of-sort-of felt bad about one or two of the things he said after they did.
I would also like to mention that I will gladly take chump change in the amount of $7 million from anyone else who feels that that is considered poor.
The couple reasoned that there would inevitably be a fight over who had the rights for the pictures, so instead of going through that they have preempted the battle and decided to donate the money to charity.
“They’ve signed a £2.6 million deal with a publication and the money will go to children’s charity UNICEF,” a source said
“Angelina’s very private but they figured they might as well use the opportunity of one child being born to help a lot of others.”
And as nice as it is of them to donate the money to charity, it still doesn’t negate the fact that they’re whored out the poor kid before he’s even born. At least wait until he’s a couple months old like Britney did.
Cacee Cobb has resigned from being Jessica’s personal assistant, probably because she’s been boning Nick Lachey. It also might have something to do with not wanting to be an assistant to someone who looks like this, because you know that no one’s trying to get with Cacee when Jessica’s her best friend.
It’s now confirmed that Jennifer Lopezis pregnant, so now we know why she has gray hair. The above picture is an artist rendering of what she’ll probably look like in a few weeks months.
If she were having the baby with someone equally as decent looking, I might have hope that the baby would live a normal life. But with Marc Anthony as the father? Let’s just hope it can pass for almost human.
“I never found him hot at all. But she’s a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops,” Dickinson told The Book Standard. Dickinson, whose book “Check Please: Mating, Dating, and Extricating” comes out next month, said she’d like to give Spears a makeover. “I would tar and feather her first of all, tell her to dump that [bleeping] hick husband of hers. She needs solid advice, and not from Hicksville.”
And when Janice Dickinson is telling you you’re trashy, then you really need to reevaluate your life, because that’s like Pete Doherty complaining that you take too many drugs.
Actress Nicole Kidman and country music star Keith Urban will tie the knot, his publicist confirmed Wednesday.
“They are very happily engaged,” said Urban’s publicist, Paul Freundlich. He declined to discuss details of the pair’s wedding plans, and Kidman’s publicist did not immediately return a call for comment Wednesday.
Kidman broke the news to People magazine Monday after hosting a weekend gala event in New York.
“He’s actually my fiance. I wouldn’t be bringing my boyfriend,” the magazine quoted her in a story posted on its Web site.
That’s really happy for them or whatever. I didn’t even know they were dating. Because unless you’re Lindsay Lohan a coked-out washed-up Disney Channel star or Tom Cruise mentally insane, I don’t usually find enough interest in you to post about it.
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